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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8467
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About odod777 : Hey!!! Whats up guys??? I'm a funny guy who loves to meet other people and read FML!!! Message me if you want to know more... I will happily reply.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 9:12pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 11:39pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 2:47pm<b>suoerkewl</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 4:45pm<b>booklover98</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 12:07pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 10:54pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:28am<b>joshklander</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 11:52pm<b>zBLAKEz</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:51pm<b>hoeslikedicks</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:20am<b>zainman13</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 2:48am<b>Metzler31</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 10:15am<b>jessroses</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 4:07am<b>phantomxbg</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:45pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 5:17pm<b>IntoTheClouds</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 4:54pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 11:02pm<b>isaak_sanchez</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 4:15pm

Fucked!<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:02am<b>zainman13</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 2:39am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:20pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:54am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 7:09am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 2:31am<b>desoxyn242</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 10:17am<b>nickn426</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 3:34am<b>Abzj94</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:25pm<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 2:48am

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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odod777's favorite FMLs

Today, my older brother offered me a cigarette. I took it and barely took a drag before he socked me in the arm and lectured me for taking the offer. He's an alcoholic, and smokes daily. FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 2:59am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

by cuckoo / 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

by notfuckingpaidenough / 06/13/2015 at 7:45am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was sitting in a library when a cute boy approached me, so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me what I was reading, I said I was revising for an English test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

by ip7 / 03/31/2015 at 3:24pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML

by why they bomb / 03/09/2015 at 2:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

by ManchotDesAndes / 02/26/2015 at 2:35am / Kids

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

by ijustwantpizza / 01/07/2015 at 7:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

by JJ_V3N0M / 01/03/2015 at 5:48am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

by skanula414 / 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Kids

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

by bridezilla / 12/31/2014 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health

Today, the power went out at school. As a senior, I don't show up until third period. When I got there, I signed in as usual. The office secretary waited until I signed in to tell me that if I hadn't, I wouldn't have to attend classes that day. Now I have to sit in class doing nothing. FML

by KCHS / 12/11/2014 at 1:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML

by graciegold95 / 12/06/2014 at 11:10am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

by mainlineloser / 11/28/2014 at 12:25am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy