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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6988
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About odod777 : Hey!!! Whats up guys??? I'm a funny guy who loves to meet other people and read FML!!! Message me if you want to know more... I will happily reply.

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Visits<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:28am<b>joshklander</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 11:52pm<b>zBLAKEz</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:51pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:40am<b>hoeslikedicks</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:20am<b>zainman13</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 2:48am<b>Metzler31</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 10:15am<b>jessroses</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 4:07am<b>phantomxbg</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:45pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 5:17pm<b>IntoTheClouds</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 4:54pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 11:02pm<b>isaak_sanchez</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 4:15pm<b>Roostermann25</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:51pm<b>Guzziii</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:19pm<b>BlackRosey_</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 2:47pm<b>ApollosMyth</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 1:50am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 10:57pm

Fucked!<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:02am<b>zainman13</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 2:39am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:20pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:54am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 7:09am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 2:31am<b>desoxyn242</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 10:17am<b>nickn426</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 3:34am<b>Abzj94</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:25pm<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 2:48am

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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odod777's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

by KornyKid / 02/21/2016 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML

by This guy / 02/20/2016 at 9:53pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML

by Whatthehell / 02/20/2016 at 8:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money

Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML

by twinzies / 02/19/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML

by elow72 / 02/19/2016 at 4:47pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

by oblivious idiot / 02/12/2016 at 2:50am / Love

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2016 at 7:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

by cuntingbitchofawhore / 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 7:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation

Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML

by GeeLoftus / 01/31/2016 at 2:32pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2016 at 4:54pm / Miscellaneous

Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML

Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

by Jennifer / 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

by lambeaster / 01/20/2016 at 9:27am / United States (District of Columbia) / Kids