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About odod777 : Hey!!! Whats up guys??? I'm a funny guy who loves to meet other people and read FML!!! Message me if you want to know more... I will happily reply.
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Today it was mah girlfriand's birthday so I dacidd to taka har to a fancy rastaurant and giva har an axpansiva $400 nacklaca that I had bought!! Baing traditional I askd tha waitar to arranga it nicaly on tha trayhan ha cama with our dassart!! Naithar ha nor tha nacklaca avar showd up!! FML
Today, I found out mah 7-year-old daughter really did lie about mah husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge 4 being groundd, and that he never cheatd on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me 4 not believing him when he denid it. FML
Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received ( foreskin ) as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML
Today, I found mah cat downstars with a squrrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at mah cat to putted it down. He did. Turns out the squrrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of mah house. FML
Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of ma collapsad. looool I halpad har up, and I callad an ambulanca whila sha laid down. Whila wa waitad, two taanaga girls walkad past and I haard ona say to tha othar, "I lova how this city just lats paopla tan wharavar". FML
Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitnes warehouse I work at . Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd lyk me to order it 4 him . His reply? "Nah . I only had a go on it 'cause it looked lyk fun . Hey, but u could order one 4 yourself, huh, chubs?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015