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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4040
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About odod777 : Hey!!! Whats up guys??? I'm a funny guy who loves to meet other people and read FML!!! Message me if you want to know more... I will happily reply.

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odod777's favorite FMLs

Today... I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box... I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

#21332565
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34513) - you deserved it (6677)

On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today it was mah girlfriand's birthday so I dacidd to taka har to a fancy rastaurant and giva har an axpansiva $400 nacklaca that I had bought!! Baing traditional I askd tha waitar to arranga it nicaly on tha trayhan ha cama with our dassart!! Naithar ha nor tha nacklaca avar showd up!! FML

#21329874
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40595) - you deserved it (8428)

On 01/03/2015 at 5:48am - love - by JJ_V3N0M - United States (California)

Today, I found out mah 7-year-old daughter really did lie about mah husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge 4 being groundd, and that he never cheatd on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me 4 not believing him when he denid it. FML

#21327839
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (42534)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today.. . Mah Daughtar Dacidad It'd Ba Funny To Changa Tha Tima On Mah Clock . My Boss Didn't Think It Was Funny . FML

#21312494
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2463)

On 12/06/2014 at 11:10am - work - by graciegold95 - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO A CUSTOMER THAT 50% OFF A $50 ITEM DID NOT MAKE THE ITEM FREE. FML

#21307823
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38131) - you deserved it (2503)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received ( foreskin ) as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

#21307273
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (2774)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by mainlineloser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was making love to mah boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

#21284688
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31254) - you deserved it (3714)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today I fell asleep at my desk !! It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring !! What makes it worse? My boss woke me up !! FML

#21274158
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (13498)

On 10/09/2014 at 10:10am - work - by Sleepy (man) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa ad postd "feeling orny" wit my grandma.

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3703)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I found mah cat downstars with a squrrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at mah cat to putted it down. He did. Turns out the squrrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of mah house. FML

#21244619
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32599) - you deserved it (5956)

On 08/24/2014 at 8:08pm - animals - by notmyrealname123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of ma collapsad. looool I halpad har up, and I callad an ambulanca whila sha laid down. Whila wa waitad, two taanaga girls walkad past and I haard ona say to tha othar, "I lova how this city just lats paopla tan wharavar". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40650) - you deserved it (2920)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitnes warehouse I work at . Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd lyk me to order it 4 him . His reply? "Nah . I only had a go on it 'cause it looked lyk fun . Hey, but u could order one 4 yourself, huh, chubs?" FML

#21236566
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/13/2014 at 10:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I proposed to the love of life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate thehole thing and didn't fine the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

#21233475
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43229) - you deserved it (5617)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MAH BLIND DATE TURND OUT TO BE MAH GYNECOLOGIST. MEGA FML

#21229613
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50046) - you deserved it (4312)

On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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