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Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

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On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

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On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)



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