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TODAY , THE "HOT" GUY I'VE BEEN TALKING TO FIR A FEW WEEKS SENT ME A PICTURE. HE WAS VERY OVERWEIGHT AND NOT GOOD LOOKING AT ALL. HE THEN FOLLOWED UP WITH , "NOW SEND ME ONE OF U SO I CAN PROVE TO ALL OF MAH FRIEND THAT YOUR REAL." FML

#6655081
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8959) - you deserved it (36445)

On 12/07/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by Alison (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I found out that me and mah best friend r both pregnant. We live together , and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we r going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decidd to "not get involvd" and move to a different state. FML

#6579311
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18195) - you deserved it (74913)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT MY BOYFRIEND OF 2 MONTHS HAS BEEN FAKING HIS SOUTHERN ACCENT. FML

#6575339
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32374) - you deserved it (8487)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45869) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today , I spoke wit ma boyfriend's crazy ex-grlfriend . Actually , se isn't all tat crazy . He really did ceat on er wit alf a dozen oter grls . Te same grls e's apparently ceating on me wit . How do I know for sure? Tank you crazy ex for is email passwords . FML

#6521538
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44083) - you deserved it (4759)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house . I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me . FML

#6506923
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40675) - you deserved it (8060)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

today I was at lunch with mah mom and we were talking about how to tell mah brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#6494207
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11759) - you deserved it (31984)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by TooTallNiCo (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital an was sent home attachd to an obnoxiou an somewhat painful heret monitor. I felt fine an decidd to go to a bonfire with a few friends. I thought everyone was bieng nice until I overhered the guys referring to me as an unattractive xbox. FML

#6468992
56 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70363) - you deserved it (12109)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

#6435507
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12958) - you deserved it (50365)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

#6435507
131 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

yesterday I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

#6421481
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6476) - you deserved it (53752)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, as I put on mah pajamas, a large spider ran down mah leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of babby spiders hanging over mah head. FML

#6389255
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42956) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by AussieGirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Gave Me An Early Wedding Present. I Opend The Box And Inside Was The Most Adorable Cat I've Ever Seen! It Got Scard, Jumpd Out, Clawd Mah Face And Pissd Everywhere. My Wedding Is Tomorrow And I Look Lyk Frankenstien's Bride. Mega FML

#6366534
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35088) - you deserved it (3295)

On 11/19/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

#6354900
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41227) - you deserved it (2894)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)



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