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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 627
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About nateylovesporn : hi I'm Nathan

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Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (10097)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46843) - you deserved it (8271)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43260) - you deserved it (5361)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML


I agree, your life sucks (48155) - you deserved it (4304) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7101) - you deserved it (34789)

On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80944) - you deserved it (41525)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

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