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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Nateylovesporn's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

By 12incher - / Sunday 15 March 2009 04:45 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

By lunarstrain / Tuesday 8 November 2011 06:11 / United Kingdom

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

By Mom - / Saturday 11 June 2011 17:25 / United States

Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 January 2011 06:21 / France

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

By Laughluv - / Saturday 2 January 2010 06:17 / United States