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  • Town/Country : Westfield, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1985 (26 years)
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Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

#55512 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (25122) - you deserved it (4211)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

#54355 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (3319)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas's voice...coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

#54346 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (7917) - you deserved it (48481)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

#54081 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (46347) - you deserved it (12906)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by pineapple456 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (7594) - you deserved it (55855)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (32128) - you deserved it (4747)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

#25767 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (32028) - you deserved it (6394)

On 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by dynomyte (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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