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  • Number of visits : 3665
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mnblkjpoi : If you are reading this then you should probably stop creeping on me.

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Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24987) - you deserved it (9544)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33146) - you deserved it (6667)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

#17281268
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25214) - you deserved it (3131)

On 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by ladytyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12388) - you deserved it (56765)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43694) - you deserved it (3576)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37380) - you deserved it (5409)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9513) - you deserved it (69754)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

#17134367
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36380) - you deserved it (4428)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31869) - you deserved it (91587)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9245) - you deserved it (55246)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

#17047649
202 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40387) - you deserved it (6219)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39166) - you deserved it (3111)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47522) - you deserved it (25778)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (6373)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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