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  • Number of visits : 2841
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mnblkjpoi : If you are reading this then you should probably stop creeping on me.

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Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML

#18773040
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:03am - health - by In Pain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11828) - you deserved it (54903)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

#18721494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32191) - you deserved it (3210)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31249) - you deserved it (3707)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (27371)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26390) - you deserved it (7818)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36669) - you deserved it (9336)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30670) - you deserved it (4090)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25050) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

#18500551
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8496) - you deserved it (32165)

On 12/13/2011 at 1:32am - health - by photomark - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48493) - you deserved it (7721)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11416) - you deserved it (43668)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11416) - you deserved it (43668)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (2797)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9882) - you deserved it (67123)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



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