manaallovesfmls

Search for a member

Offline (the 07/19/2016 at 8:09pm)

manaallovesfmls

7Fucked!

manaallovesfmls
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2070
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

manaallovesfmls's page activity

Visits<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 2:47pm<b>changedroutes</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 10:40pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 3:39pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 3:06am<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 1:36am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 9:16pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:35pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 11:31pm<b>koganti</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 1:42pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:39am<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 12:41pm<b>KristaleFaith</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 9:25am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:15am<b>jaysinlove</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 6:27am<b>Woody02284</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:18am<b>jjjbrew</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:09am<b>SilverMaster02</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:06am<b>Stevend3095</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:25am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 9:39pm<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 7:36am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 3:16am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:00pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:06am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:06am

manaallovesfmls's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of manaallovesfmls's badges

manaallovesfmls's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

by Butter_Cup / 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

by For / 12/28/2009 at 9:00am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

by Chris / 12/23/2009 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

by Chris / 12/23/2009 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

by iHateWorms / 12/22/2009 at 10:52pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2009 at 1:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

by Poser / 12/19/2009 at 11:24pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

by exchange / 12/17/2009 at 12:00am / Ireland (Limerick) / Money

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

by fuckbio / 12/12/2009 at 12:00am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

by fuckbio / 12/12/2009 at 12:00am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

by Bill / 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

by Chels / 12/04/2009 at 1:27am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

by Sub / 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

by Orangehead / 11/28/2009 at 12:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

by anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 4:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy