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liberal_spice
  • Town/Country : U.K.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

About liberal_spice : :) Stand-up comedy, Blur, Gaspard Ulliel, sunshine, foreign languages, grammar, social democracy, badminton, Elvis Costello, Italian food, Victorian literature.

:( Oasis, moths, overuse of commas, Maths, aeroplanes, sushi, people touching my eyes, horror films, Twilight, pretentious art, David Cameron.

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Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings are mutual. FML

#9181615 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (13396) - you deserved it (2693)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:24am - intimacy - by burgeee - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (20486) - you deserved it (1308)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (14556) - you deserved it (1560)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

#8939744 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (14878) - you deserved it (2991)

On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (22180) - you deserved it (1933)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (18134) - you deserved it (4437)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

#8643590 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (23094) - you deserved it (4009)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (33271) - you deserved it (2058)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (5290) - you deserved it (39733)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

#1401975 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (57134) - you deserved it (4377)

On 04/27/2009 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by tara22 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373070) - you deserved it (413142)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669 (328)

I agree, your life sucks (96639) - you deserved it (16769)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (32146) - you deserved it (4646)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)



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