About Liberal_spice
:) Stand-up comedy, Blur, Gaspard Ulliel, sunshine, foreign languages, grammar, social democracy, badminton, Elvis Costello, Italian food, Victorian literature. :( Oasis, moths, overuse of commas, Maths, aeroplanes, sushi, people touching my eyes, horror films, Twilight, pretentious art, David Cameron.
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Liberal_spice's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

By hatemyjob - / Thursday 25 February 2010 22:29 / United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

By OhhhNooo - / Sunday 14 March 2010 23:23 / United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

By Al - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 02:07 / United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

By Biological - / Thursday 11 February 2010 12:22 / United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

By dejected - / Sunday 28 February 2010 01:32 / United States