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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1989 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 589
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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lexos's favorite FMLs

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10728) - you deserved it (2353)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:10pm - health - by neveragain (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML

#21525498
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I agree, your life sucks (12210) - you deserved it (4291)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:22pm - misc - by SK8WITME (man) - India



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