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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 436
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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lexos's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (4302)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

#21443327
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27979) - you deserved it (4464)

On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

#21440556
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (2421)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

#21440548
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (1505)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:39pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

#21440427
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21729) - you deserved it (4870)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:25am - kids - by brichard22 (man) - United States (California)



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