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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1989 (26 years)
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Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 11:02am - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML


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On 05/21/2015 at 8:22am - health - by crossfitter -

Today, my brother changed my Google+ name without asking. He has done this before and I fixed it by just changing it back. Turns out Google has a 3-time limit per year for how many times you can change your name. Now I'm stuck with "Poop" for my YouTube name for a year. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by KittKatt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML


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On 05/15/2015 at 4:26pm - health - by hedayk - United States (New York)

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