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kristindabomb

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  • Town/Country : Pearl City, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18414
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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kristindabomb's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

#814298
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76181) - you deserved it (5104)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (231605) - you deserved it (30531)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78773) - you deserved it (785417)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51903) - you deserved it (2839)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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