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I agree, their lives suck
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Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML
TODAY I HAD TO GO TREE SHOPPING WITH MAH DAD AND SOME OF HIS WORK BUDDIES. IT HIT ITS LOWEST POINT WHEN ONE LOUDLY TOLD US ABOUT A CRAP HANDJOB HE GOT RECENTLY. ( I MEAN YEAH CHOKE THE COCK ) HE SAID ( BUT DON'T CHOKE IT TO DEATH NAM'SAYIN'? ) I'D NEVER WANTED TO JUST DROP DEAD MORE. FAT FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her cuz for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015