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About kaet : burnout!

i mostly comment after insomnia has rendered me semi-delirious. no consistency, no follow-through. i could never be a professional lacrosse player.

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Today, I started my new job as a mail carrier. One of my assigned roads was Milbrooke Street, which I'd never heard of. After driving around for ages trying to find it, I called for directions. The street doesn't exist in my city; it's just the boss' way of seeing how stupid you are. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (4509)

On 04/11/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by Directionally challenged - United States

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 1:07am - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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