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by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
by WTFwhywouldyoudothat / 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Miscellaneous
Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by thisblows / 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by ilik3catz / 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy