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  • 50 favorites

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  • The return of the thumb

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    6%
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    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    10%
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    15%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    48%
  • One more and it's business time

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    4%
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Juliaannw's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 21:16 / United States - Dover

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

By Thanks Honey - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 15:08 / United States

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 August 2012 04:51 / Australia - Forestville

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 August 2012 04:17 / Canada

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

By chicochico / Friday 19 December 2008 16:05 / France