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  • Town/Country : Vegas, USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 February 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

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On 06/04/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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279 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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186 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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160 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

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102 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML

#18684418
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On 01/02/2012 at 7:18am - health - by sohungry (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
139 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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144 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
140 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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156 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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291 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)



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