About jrod9327 : Getting a degree in engineering soon. Wish me luck, I have to adult now.
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jrod9327's favorite FMLs
by stretchy / 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 4:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by jdrew32 / 02/03/2013 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Intimacy
by pdub523 / 01/27/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/01/2013 at 2:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
by valnaj1 / 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Intimacy
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
by dumping time / 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by SebastianMiko / 11/09/2012 at 2:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
by cumhole / 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2011 at 5:07am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous