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jarrettd

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1400
  • Number of comments : 258
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About jarrettd : Stuff, i like stuff, you like stuff, you like my stuff, thats all the stuff i have about me.
My opinion on the "you deserve it" button on FML is that it shouldn't be there. No one deserves pain or hardship, even if they walked right into it.
The picture is courtesy of my uncle. It is his face after all. Look him up on youtube- carl's basement.
Disclaimer- things get pretty crazy in carl's side of town so be ready. For those who actually read this, good job and thanks. Now go read some more fml's

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jarrettd's favorite FMLs

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36216) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Taday I moved into mah new apartment. As I sat in mah living room watching Netflix, I found out that mah window has an excellent view of mah new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains.

#21370722
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (2764)

On 03/08/2015 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by curtain buyer - United States (New York)

Today, a charactar in tha vidao gama I was playing callad charactar a slut . My boyfriand rippad tha controllar from hands, shot him daad, than frad tha rast of ammo into his corpsahila yalling ( FUCK YOU, BUDDY! ) Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic . FML

#21293465
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33556) - you deserved it (6467)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at te mall in te food court, wen some guy asked fir my number . I turned im down, but I was impressed wit ow ballsy e was . Witout tinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half te place instantly fell silent . FML

Today, My Doctor Got My Blood Test Results From Te Lab. He Looked At Me Gravely And Told Me I Ad Just Weeks Left To Live. After I Started Yperventilating And Crying, E Burst Out Lauging And Said E Was Kidding. He Ten Prescribed Me Some Ron Tablets And Sent Me On My Way. FML

#21182241
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51208) - you deserved it (5923)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement an turnd on the TV to the local news. The station goes to thier sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passd, I lookd outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

#21137290
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48619) - you deserved it (4429)

On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

Today , an angry customer threw her sticky toffee pudding at the wall and pointed out that because it didn't stick , it was not really a "sticky" toffee pudding , and that she'd been mislead!! FML

#21123022
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36315) - you deserved it (2968)

On 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm - work - by stickyservice (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

my neighbor calld the police for the seventh time because he's convincd I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic clove in my yard. My parent come next week. FML

#21095586
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (2926)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

Today... mah mother decided to tell me about how mah twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around mah neck. When she left the room... he said... ( You won't be so looool lucky next time. ) FML

#21081555
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42646) - you deserved it (4273)

On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them there own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. mega FML

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today while at the gym I noticd a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment I noticd that he sniffd the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time I askd him to stop. He bent down and sniffd it without breaking eye contact.

#20996147
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47434) - you deserved it (3501)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)



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