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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1912
  • Number of comments : 261
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About jarrettd : Stuff, I like stuff, you like stuff, you like my stuff, thats all the stuff i have about me.
My opinion on the "you deserve it" button on FML is that it shouldn't exist. No one deserves pain or hardship, even if they walked right into it. If I happen to have the badge for it, just ignore my hypocrisy for badges.
The picture is courtesy of my uncle. It is his face after all. Look him up on youtube-carl's basement.
Disclaimer- things get pretty crazy in carl's side of town so be ready. For those who actually read this, good job and thanks. Now go read some more FMLs.

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jarrettd's favorite FMLs

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39070) - you deserved it (2480)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30246) - you deserved it (3496)

On 03/08/2015 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by curtain buyer - United States (New York)

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37049) - you deserved it (7494)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55045) - you deserved it (6341)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63657) - you deserved it (5420)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51934) - you deserved it (4718)

On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML

Today, an angry customer threw her sticky toffee pudding at the wall and pointed out that because it didn't stick, it was not really a "sticky" toffee pudding, and that she'd been mislead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38436) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm - work - by stickyservice (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70950) - you deserved it (35996)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40423) - you deserved it (3094)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45870) - you deserved it (4560)

On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49314) - you deserved it (3661)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

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