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Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21386) - you deserved it (3739)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version



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