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Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)
Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)
Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 11:36am - health - by speedstick - United States
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 12:15am - intimacy - by FMyLife5915 -
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, my bed, and all the living room couches. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)
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