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illmatic2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9639
  • Number of comments : 1973
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About illmatic2 : I've been here for a while.

I'm really good at minesweeper.

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Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
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I agree, your life sucks (28977) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
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I agree, your life sucks (25073) - you deserved it (3984)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)



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