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Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 3:54pm - love - by ren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


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