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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 55
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Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (1495)

On 01/13/2009 at 3:54pm - love - by ren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54025) - you deserved it (6585)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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