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Ihpb09's favorite FMLs

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 March 2010 22:04 / United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

By anna14 / Sunday 21 February 2010 19:34 / United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

By Scaryman - / Sunday 21 February 2010 00:03 / United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

By Kaeyne - / Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:41 / United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

By frenchy - / Tuesday 24 March 2009 05:47 / United States