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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16129
  • Number of comments : 633
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About i_wuz_nver_here : I was bored so I made this account. Hi.

Photographer, student, lover of life.

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i_wuz_nver_here's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML

#21488577
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (2707)

On 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

#21488529
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22797) - you deserved it (1743)

On 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date he starts talking about his wife and kids. FML

#21488409
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (1831)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:46pm - love - by Lori (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

#21488383
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22104) - you deserved it (1340)

On 11/04/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by mydadforgetsme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (3277)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

#21487953
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (2802)

On 11/03/2015 at 3:04pm - love - by smh - United States (North Dakota)

Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML

#21486772
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (2119)

On 11/01/2015 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

#21486506
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25567) - you deserved it (1840)

On 10/31/2015 at 1:19pm - misc - by guessthatsatrickthen (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML

#21486266
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24766) - you deserved it (4391)

On 10/30/2015 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by not anymore (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML

#21485861
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (2620)

On 10/29/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by Fat Jon - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, it's been so long since I heard from him, I had to look at my boyfriend's Facebook page to see if we're still in a relationship. FML

#21485493
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (4823)

On 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm - love - by feeling single - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML

#21485404
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27244) - you deserved it (1628)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

#21485281
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25152) - you deserved it (3299)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:11am - misc - by welp - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to celebrate our 4-year anniversary with a shadow box I had made for her of our memories over the years. I left her house single, with a small bag of "breakup candy." FML



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