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I_wuz_nver_here's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why the rent is so cheap in my new house. Apparently the previous tenants violated their lease by keeping illegal exotic pets. They responded to fines and eviction by letting all the animals loose in the basement, like the (admittedly gorgeous) albino cobra I found curled on my laundry. FML

By - / Wednesday 1 March 2017 12:30 /

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

By shawnsmuffins / Friday 20 March 2015 02:23 / United States - Tampa

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

By Fred / Friday 20 March 2015 01:06 / United States - Kingston

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

By ~__~ / Friday 20 March 2015 21:23 /

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

By TooShortToCleanThat / Friday 20 March 2015 03:22 / United States