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  • Town/Country : Seattle, Washington,, America
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
107 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
107 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

#16762129
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
228 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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141 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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152 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend "Actually, its a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

#16640973
370 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Bechara (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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118 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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