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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
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On 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by hunnydoll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
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On 08/17/2009 at 5:16pm - work - by vmml97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while I was in the doctors they told me that me and my son needed a shot, I went first to show my son that it wouldnt hurt and shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me my shot I started crying. My four year old son handles pain better than his 29 year old mom. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by wimp (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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