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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1975 (39 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3047
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , I played a game of Monopoly wit ma friends!! Since I'm of Greek origin , tey tougt it would be funny to make me start wit a €100,000 debt!! FML

#20398504
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27866) - you deserved it (5080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, mah girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. mega FML

#20199046
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11351) - you deserved it (38405)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's father fir the first time; he asked me to explain mah interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with yur daughter" and "I want to be in yur daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in yur daughter." FML

#20198676
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (6277)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

2DAY "TE PANTOM OF TE OPERA" SOUNDTRACK BLASTED ME AWAKE AT 4 AM . NOT KNOWING OW IT GOT ON MA IPOD , I CECKED AN FOUND I AD BOUGT TEOLE $17.00 ALBUM IN MA SLEEP . TIS IS TE SECOND TIME TIS MONT; TE FRST TIME I DOWNLOADED TE SOUNDTRACK FROM "TE WIZARD OF OZ" . FML

#20198547
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25312) - you deserved it (5802)

On 12/10/2012 at 12:10am - money - by hailey - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were having sexhen the condom broke. He told me to go put looool a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

#20186465
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44215) - you deserved it (6859)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

Today, I found a ticket on mah motorcycle fir parking in a designatd spot. The space I had parkd mah bike in was occupid by a large van. Some asshole had movd mah bike. real FML

Today, tha powar want out at school. If it's out for mora than twanty minutas, standard procadura is to lat us go homa. Thay cummad back on almost ninataan minutas latar. FML

#20118123
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (3337)

On 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by anon - United States (Virginia)

Today... I was giving boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve... an they startd attacking face. Luckily 4 him... since boyfriend was holding head down... his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (4886)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

2day I was using a penis pump fir the first time . It was awesome until it sucked mah left testicle into the tube . I'll be singing soprano fir ahile now . FML

#19949637
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12180) - you deserved it (40105)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

yesterday dad was making coffee fir te family. Half-way troug... e excused imself to te batroom... so fir a laug... I discreetly poured a load of salt into is drink. Wen e served us... I drank a moutful and doubled over acking. My dad barked... "I wasn't born yesterday... son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5435) - you deserved it (47808)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (6457)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah husband recorded me getting out of bed an sleepwalking all the way into the backyard an straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

#19806951
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20842) - you deserved it (2939)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)



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