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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50968) - you deserved it (8859)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8767) - you deserved it (28461) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version



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