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Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

By mrWrong - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:20 / United States

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

By kise / Wednesday 28 November 2012 06:20 / France - Paris

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML

By TBTC - / Friday 31 August 2012 07:16 / France - Le G?vre

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 25 June 2010 09:36 / United States

Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

By Doritos - / Thursday 17 June 2010 08:06 / United States