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Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38341) - you deserved it (15489)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35958) - you deserved it (7092)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
171 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
103 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook. I don't even have a facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

#14160726
67 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30648) - you deserved it (2623)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML

#13715674
110 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by traumatized4life (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
170 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
159 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
154 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556
154 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (5707)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)



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