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by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Not true / 07/17/2016 at 10:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by mulligan / 07/07/2016 at 1:38pm / United States / Love
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
by ZeldaovaPeach / 07/05/2016 at 8:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by albinoalligator / 07/03/2016 at 8:48pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML
by Crushgonewrong / 06/22/2016 at 5:42pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/10/2016 at 10:28am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmothers items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML
by Joey / 06/04/2016 at 2:52pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/31/2016 at 12:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 10:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…