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Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML


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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML


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On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML


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On 11/19/2010 at 10:00am - love - by needfulthing - United States

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