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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 269
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About flippinreally : My names Alayna. I'm seventeen, blonde naturally, graduated, and a college student. I hope to be a writer when I grow up. Literature is literally my life. Ask for more? :)

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Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21886) - you deserved it (5802)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

#19814133
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29650) - you deserved it (2726)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

#19794074
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30432) - you deserved it (4071)

On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27753) - you deserved it (2022)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML

#19767813
120 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by sharkboy (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

#16055177
198 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
158 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

#15487602
154 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

#13972556
98 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

#13475038
242 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21680) - you deserved it (17862)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML

#12803211
95 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

#12495310
125 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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