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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 275
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eulzz : i wish i was born in Argentina.:) i love that county

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eulzz's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

#16939621
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26496) - you deserved it (11280)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23823) - you deserved it (5815)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
95 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

#16937158
90 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm - animals - by anon - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
307 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40942) - you deserved it (4075)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

#16932993
176 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (2135)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)



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