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Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
by John / 08/22/2009 at 1:05am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Soapy / 06/28/2009 at 3:23am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Tootsy_Roll_Pop / 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
by disturbed / 05/10/2009 at 5:56am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML
by Bob / 04/10/2009 at 8:37pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother says, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then asks, "Does he know that?" FML
by ThanksMa / 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my Father over top of me saying "nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burgler and he knocked me out. FML
by Noname / 03/11/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Nikki / 02/02/2009 at 7:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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