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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML


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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML


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On 06/25/2009 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by disturbed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 8:37pm - kids - by Bob (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother says, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then asks, "Does he know that?" FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my Father over top of me saying "nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burgler and he knocked me out. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)

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