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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1086
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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124 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 6:09pm - health - by Out of Shape (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

#17192528
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23277) - you deserved it (3977)

On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
204 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
224 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

#15228646
116 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
222 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
80 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that even though I've taken three years of Spanish, the only words and phrases I can remember are from Dora the Explorer. FML

#13818427
100 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by rog3rli (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

#13309990
84 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by ohshootgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

#12353500
150 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

#11548771
151 comments

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On 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by Tp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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77 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States

Today, while brushing my teeth my 5 year old son walks into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I have been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

#5464721
65 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 11:01am - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one he responded with, "that's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML

#5150637
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (3646)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by m - United States



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