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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1607
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WENT MINI GOLFING WITH HIS FAMILY. WE HAD A COMPETITION GOING ON, AND WHEN I MANAGD TO GET TWO CONSECUTIVE HOLES IN ONE, HE STARTD SEETHING AND MUTTERD THAT I'M DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BECOMING SINGLE. FML

#19652024
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (2659)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 an it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details an even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone an said , "That's fab , ma." FML

#19603153
314 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I EARD TE ICE CREAM TRUCK. BIENG TE IDIOT TAT I AM, I RAN DOWN TE STEPS AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY FELL DOWN TEM. I NEEDED FOUR STITCES. I DIDN'T EVEN GET MA ICE CREAM. MEGA FML

#19594903
90 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I looool could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked mah cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet fir herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
374 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, I was broken up wit via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Ceerio an all e wants is a Fruit Loop.

#19591355
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20967) - you deserved it (1982)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States

yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift 4 my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

#19575026
140 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, mah dog attackd me cuz I had a chicken costume on for a party . I'm currently in a hospital, dressd as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance . FML

#19046512
91 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, an making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
141 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it an told me that if I'm not going to take mah grades seriously, I might as well start looking 4 a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently ned to work on prettying myself up. FML

#17644217
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (8151)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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