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derpster

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  • Number of visits : 1262
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About derpster : hello, stalker. i'm derpster.
YES THAT IS MY REAL NAME.
my hobbies include FML, trolling and...
that's about it.
use "their" "they're" and "there" correctly.
and prepare to be corrected if you don't.
also, i have an passionate respect for:
•DocBastard
•Flockz
•Perdix
•MrMisfit
•Derpstra (wifey)
•Shroomsonacid
•Graham11
•Gurggle :-)
and your firstborn child.
chuck norris also.

hugs & kisses.

derpster's page activity

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Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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derpster's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

by Skyhopee / 12/24/2011 at 2:42pm / United States / Love

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

by LukeSkywalker / 12/23/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

by steve / 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm / United States / Animals

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love