About Derpster

hello, stalker. i'm derpster. YES THAT IS MY REAL NAME. my hobbies include FML, trolling and... that's about it. use "their" "they're" and "there" correctly. and prepare to be corrected if you don't. also, i have an passionate respect for: •DocBastard •Flockz •Perdix •MrMisfit •Derpstra (wifey) •Shroomsonacid •Graham11 •Gurggle :-) and your firstborn child. chuck norris also. hugs & kisses.

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Derpster's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    26,400%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
    70%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    40%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    7%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    37%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    48%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    1%
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