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davie94
  • Town/Country : Gold Coast, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36277) - you deserved it (2252)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30840) - you deserved it (3329)

On 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

#20174722
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36487) - you deserved it (9578)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29406) - you deserved it (7939) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22891) - you deserved it (3958)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada



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