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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 614
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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davie94's favorite FMLs

Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (1675)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm - misc - by Schizomaniac (man) - United States

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced." and took a rain check on me. FML


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On 07/26/2015 at 1:29pm - misc - by arch maester shavayalsharashion (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26801) - you deserved it (2431)

On 03/11/2015 at 4:15pm - work - by KillMePlease (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52216) - you deserved it (8610) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53459) - you deserved it (4240)

On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47436) - you deserved it (3524)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45270) - you deserved it (6258)

On 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39810) - you deserved it (11520) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML


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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

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