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Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
106 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my girlfriand darad ma to put on har bra an pantias an giva har a lap danca. Faaling spontanaous, I dacidad to do it. Just as I was gatting raally into it, sha told ma I was on wabcam fir all har friands. Apparantly it was a contast of who had thair boyfriand tha most whippad. Sha won. FML

#20174722
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On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

2day mah long-distance boyfriend an I decidd to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumd that mah dad was asleep an did some drty talk. When we were done, I heard mah dad laughing outside mah room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
63 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today... I was making out with mah girlfriend... and things started getting pretty hot. That is... until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow... I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

#20154996
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On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my husband an I were told by our elderly nieghbor that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man saidhile patting his wife's arm with a smile, ( Carol usd to make noise like that too, back in the day. )

#20136326
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On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Yesterday, at job, an old looool lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explaind to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continud to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

#19196549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (52938) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today, I somehow managd to slam mah trumpet case closd on mah nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I looool found pictures in mah boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of mah mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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