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This site has been going downhill for the last month and a half. Who the hell votes these damn things in? On a relative note: What's wrong with being silly while having sex? Not very playful are ya?...that's sad. Sex does not need to be this whole super serious business...unless you're a hooker that is...then no kissing!

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#65 - you friggin' rule. OP - I hope you're allergic to pizza, and that's why you consider this an FML. Otherwise, your husband is awesome. "Who ordered the 12-inch sausage?"

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stop asking why this is on fml. they're not all meant to be horrible stories that ruined peoples lives. if so that would be no fun. most are just entertaining to read.

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LMFAO, a statement like, "Get on your knees and smile like a donut because here comes the toppings!" probably followed up on that. Or maybe he was implying that you have acne. Either way, hope you're not too sore! x.

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Your point being...? My boyfriend and I talk about all kinds of weird shit while we're doing it. Last time, I think we were talking about whether it would be possible to imprint a duckling onto a pug so the duckling thinks the pug is its mother. It's ok to talk about irrelevant things during sex. It's actually fun!

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That does sound interesting, I'll have to try it with my boyfriend ;) I think he would start talking about chemistry though... eh, not too bad, I can adjust xD OP, atleast he wants to cook with you, and isn't leaving you in the kitchen by yourself... hopefully... I mean, he did say "we" and not "you" are making pizza xD Enjoy the quality time ^^

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I'm totally with ya on that one. One of the best things about sex is the number of absurd things you can say to each other just to be ridiculous. If my bf had said that, I'd probably have to stop the sex for a minute to get over laughing, and then hop back in for an extra-hot finish =)

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