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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 218
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Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (3874)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16579) - you deserved it (24094)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27217) - you deserved it (4491)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10373) - you deserved it (94104)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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