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About christiebaby578 : Don't take things so seriously, you'll be happier. My name isn't Christie either.

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Today, I met someone really cool and thier departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless your schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

#20140639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT EXTINCT PEOPLES , AND I SAID HOW CLOSE THE JEWISH PEOPLE CAME TO BECOMING ONE. SHE CONDESCENDINGLY TOLD ME THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. WHEN I ASKD WAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT , I REALIZD SHE WAS CONFUSING THEM WITH THE VIKINGS. WHAT THE HELL? FML

#20126556
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (2773)

On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I asked a grl out !! She replied, ( Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian !! ) FML

#20101904
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (2541)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (5265)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (5265)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, wile working security at a welfare office, I ad to listen as a claimant gusd about er upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and aven't ad a vacation since 2006.

#20092291
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24831) - you deserved it (1772)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by getajob (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found outy te girl I lyk won't give me te time of day. Apparently, I called er ugly and pused er into a puddleen we were in kindergarten. FML

#20091625
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17421) - you deserved it (26758)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was called into mah 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that your supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21863) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was excited to get my frst writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

#20079105
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (3167)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY I ASKED A GIRL I LIKE TO THE MOVIES . WANTING HER TO LEAN ON ME AN STAY IN MY ARMS DURING THE MOVIE I CHOSE A HORROR FILM . I SCREAMED LIKE A PUSSY THE WHOLE TIME . FML

#20078928
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7929) - you deserved it (39353)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28455) - you deserved it (3563)

On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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