About christiebaby578 : Hi there. You probably clicked on my account by accident, but I'll tell you a bit about myself anyway.
I am agnostic, and I have traveled the world and seen many, many different kinds of religions. I don't believe that there is one that rises above all others.
Also, I do love to laugh at other people's misfortunes... Only on FML can I do it and not feel guilty.
Have a nice day. And if it's not so nice, be sure to post about it on FML so I can have a laugh.
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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States
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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)
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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)
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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore
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